Tuesday, 15 June 2010

CHERADEE DIMACALE: Single and Fantabulous :)





When you're currently not in a relationship with a significant other,
it really doesn't bother you, at all...
But the problems start when self-centered, inconsiderable ***hole friends
rub in the fact that they have someone, then they start saying how perfect their relationships are,
and keep going on and on and on until you're no longer interested to listen.
Needless to say, if you're sickly tired of listening to your friend's twisted relationships
and you want your IN A RELATIONSHIP friends to just calm down about love issues...

You absofuckinglutely belong to one of my bestfriend's WORLD.


Cheradee Dimacale, 24, smart chic, an awesome friend, and she's fabulous!
Aside from holding a two-letter but powerful profession, RN --
she's also holding the MS. NBSB as in No Boylet Since Birth title!

Che, as we fondly call her, is like a better half for her friends. She's what a sister has ought to be - a mixture of sweet and sour. She'll tease you then kiss you in the end.
She's ready to mobbed up with you on someone for intimidation, a real partner in crime.
She's ready to try on dress and take tons of picture... keso!
She loathed words with L, R, F and V, I pressume. Need evidence?

We have seen each other through my love stories and heartbreaks (once...),
through death and new life, through mistakes and through the best times of our lives.
I am not embarrass telling her everything, even the darker ones ;-)
I can always see her through every stages...
(spare Freud's and Erikson's theory here, do you mind?!)
of my life...
So how am I suppose to give this bestfriend of mine to someone who hardly knows her?
Who knows a mere fraction of the things I know about her?

Is there anyone alive there who can tell me the reason which explains why this adorable lady is still SINGLE?
Weird. Why she hasn't fall in love yet?
It's happening all around. Even a 14 year old is committed to a serious relationship.
Her friends are either tying the knot or are happily involved with the men of their dreams
She's sure a catch, but then why is she SINGLE?
Flying solo can leave you feeling lonely and hopeless, but can also be the best damn feeling in the world - INDEPENDENT!
Wait! She maybe SINGLE but she's surrounded with love from friends and family.
She's not afraid to venture life... but is daunted to enter the most spectacular, indescribable, overrated KINGDOM OF LOVE...perhaps because of her FRIENDS intermittent relationship...
(hell yeah?!)
I will leave a big QUESTION MARK???

Sweetie, I'd tell you your edge to those who's in a relationship:
1. You can go to wherever the hell you want to go without asking permission.
2. One word: INDEPENDENCE
3. No relationship fights and stuff
and the last which I love most,
4. You can have a crush on anyone :)

Now, Che, tell me. Will this guy need to pass a set of qualification test?
I know that you have expectations when selecting a boyfriend. Logical.

SINGLE MEN out there, meet our SINGLE WOMAN here!
QUALIFICATIONS:


1. neat- inside out: neat freak! clean cut presentable man
2. college graduate (alang-alang kay Ina)
3. Profession: preferably a NURSE or ENGINEER (not asking much...)
4. Responsible (for future purposes)
and lastly, which I think is the paramount amongst all the qualifications listed...
5. A man with a SURNAME so GOOD TO SAY and so NICE to hear...
(she's bad, I think she want to get shot of her surname, DIMACALE!)
Darling, prepare yourself for a neat looking-clean cut-presentable, responsible engineer with a surname: CATACUTAN, BAJO, DIMAGIBA, DIMATAYO, DIMAANO,
(pasintabi sa mga nasagasaan ko...)

I can't tell you to stop setting standards, but I think it's better not to.
Being a lover is not a ****ing job! And you're not hiring a ****ing employee either
They're humans and they love you.
So give them a chance.

It's impossible to have everything you want, but God will give you what you really need.

We can't wait to see you in the phase of:
I LOVE HIM,
I HATE HIM,
I HATE LOVE
and
I LOVE again.

Fall in LOVE.

-J





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