CHERADEE DIMACALE: Single and Fantabulous :)

When you're currently not in a relationship with a significant other,

it really doesn't bother you, at all...

But the problems start when self-centered, inconsiderable ***hole friends

rub in the fact that they have someone, then they start saying how perfect their relationships are,

and keep going on and on and on until you're no longer interested to listen.

Needless to say, if you're sickly tired of listening to your friend's twisted relationships

and you want your IN A RELATIONSHIP friends to just calm down about love issues...

You absofuckinglutely belong to one of my bestfriend's WORLD.

Cheradee Dimacale, 24, smart chic, an awesome friend, and she's fabulous!

Aside from holding a two-letter but powerful profession, RN --

she's also holding the MS. NBSB as in No Boylet Since Birth title!

Che, as we fondly call her, is like a better half for her friends. She's what a sister has ought to be - a mixture of sweet and sour. She'll tease you then kiss you in the end.

She's ready to mobbed up with you on someone for intimidation, a real partner in crime.

She's ready to try on dress and take tons of picture... keso!

She loathed words with L, R, F and V, I pressume. Need evidence?

We have seen each other through my love stories and heartbreaks (once...),

through death and new life, through mistakes and through the best times of our lives.

I am not embarrass telling her everything, even the darker ones ;-)

I can always see her through every stages...

(spare Freud's and Erikson's theory here, do you mind?!)

of my life...

So how am I suppose to give this bestfriend of mine to someone who hardly knows her?

Who knows a mere fraction of the things I know about her?

Is there anyone alive there who can tell me the reason which explains why this adorable lady is still SINGLE?

Weird. Why she hasn't fall in love yet?

It's happening all around. Even a 14 year old is committed to a serious relationship.

Her friends are either tying the knot or are happily involved with the men of their dreams

She's sure a catch, but then why is she SINGLE?

Flying solo can leave you feeling lonely and hopeless, but can also be the best damn feeling in the world - INDEPENDENT!

Wait! She maybe SINGLE but she's surrounded with love from friends and family.

She's not afraid to venture life... but is daunted to enter the most spectacular, indescribable, overrated KINGDOM OF LOVE...perhaps because of her FRIENDS intermittent relationship...

(hell yeah?!)

I will leave a big QUESTION MARK???

Sweetie, I'd tell you your edge to those who's in a relationship:

1. You can go to wherever the hell you want to go without asking permission.

2. One word: INDEPENDENCE

3. No relationship fights and stuff

and the last which I love most,

4. You can have a crush on anyone :)

Now, Che, tell me. Will this guy need to pass a set of qualification test?

I know that you have expectations when selecting a boyfriend. Logical.

SINGLE MEN out there, meet our SINGLE WOMAN here!

QUALIFICATIONS:

1. neat- inside out: neat freak! clean cut presentable man

2. college graduate (alang-alang kay Ina)

3. Profession: preferably a NURSE or ENGINEER (not asking much...)

4. Responsible (for future purposes)

and lastly, which I think is the paramount amongst all the qualifications listed...

5. A man with a SURNAME so GOOD TO SAY and so NICE to hear...

(she's bad, I think she want to get shot of her surname, DIMACALE!)

Darling, prepare yourself for a neat looking-clean cut-presentable, responsible engineer with a surname: CATACUTAN, BAJO, DIMAGIBA, DIMATAYO, DIMAANO,

(pasintabi sa mga nasagasaan ko...)

I can't tell you to stop setting standards, but I think it's better not to.

Being a lover is not a ****ing job! And you're not hiring a ****ing employee either

They're humans and they love you.

So give them a chance.

It's impossible to have everything you want, but God will give you what you really need.

We can't wait to see you in the phase of:

I LOVE HIM,

I HATE HIM,

I HATE LOVE

and

I LOVE again.

Fall in LOVE.

-J

Facebook: Social media o OKRAY media?

"'Di komo maputi ka, maganda ka na!"

"Ang higad, di lang sa puno nakakapit..."

"walang utang ngayon, bukas pwede!"

"single, in a relationshio, complicated, married, widowed...san ka?"

Kung alam mo yan, malamang may FACEBOOK ka, kamote ka!

Walang personalan, status lang! Pero, wala nga ba? Lahat na lang kasi ng bagay personal, kaya lahat pinepersonal, ultimo pinakamaliit ng hinimay ng pagkatao mo, nasa FB... hello!

Ay dapat lang naman, dahil lahat ng ginagawa, sinasabi, iniisip ay repleksyon ng iyong pagkatao.

S'ya nga naman, aminin naten, maraming pagkakataon na pinatawa at pinakilig tayo ng pagkakataon sa pagbabasa lang ng kung anik-anik sa Facebook. Pero sa pagkakataon na yon, meron at meron kang mababasa na ikaiinis mo.

Huwag mag-deny, don't tell a lie...

At ang nakakalerki, hindi mo alam kung sa status, wallpost o fan page ka naiinis o sa mismong indibidwal na nagpost.

Naglipana ang kanya-kanyang banat na may kasamang panira o pang-oOLAY!

Freedom of expression pa ba itong masasabi o may gusto lang patamaan?

Mamatay ko mang isipin, karapatan ng lahat bumanat.

Sa totoo lang, it's miffing me off sometimes..

(Gawain ko din naman ito minsan.lol.)

Minsan, ya'ng status na yan, lame excuse sa pagiging duwag!

Ikaw, naiinis ka din ba? O naiinggit sa mga banatero't banatera?

L.L.P.F -- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.

Bakit nga ba sa halip na gamitin ang channel na ito sa positibong paraan, nalalaman mo ba ang sinasabi ko?

Halimbawa na lang, ang hanapin ang nawawala - kaibigan, kaklase, kamag-anak, at pwede ri'ng kapuso para sa mga desperado... peace be with you :)

At sa halip, nagiging medium ito para sa pagpapakyut at pagpapapansin...

Ang tanong? Kyut nga ba at walang malisya?

Naisip ko lang, ang iksi ng buhay...

Nakakafrustrate nasasayang ang ilang himaymay ng oras mo kapupuna sa mga ganitong klase ng trip.

Ang masama nito, sa pagsulat kong ito,

ISA na din AKO sa mga taong bumabasag sa trip ng iba...

Hay naku! Umiiral na naman ang pagiging opinionated at observant ko!

blah! blah! blah! Bahala ka!

Tama na nga. Wala namang makikinig eh :)

- J

SATC vs. JVC

Four not-so-young but desirable New York bachelor girls, virtually inseparable who confide in each other about their confusing and intriguing SEX lives.

Carrie Bradshaw, a petite columnist, often the narrator of the story who always has this hanging questions about sex and relationship. She can't get away from the love of her life, Mr. Big, no matter what.

Miranda Hobbes, is a red-hair lawyer with an insecure nerd lover, Steve (i hate him most..poor Miranda.).

Charlotte York, comes from a super rich family who owns a gallery. Ms. Prim and Proper, old-fashioned when it comes to sex and relationship.

Samantha Jones, the woman with unashamed voice of lust. She can't stand a serious relationship. Afraid of commitment.

They do belong to upper east side of Manhattan in NY.

Surrounded by men, luxury, fashion and sex.

Lucky.

Four still-young and desirable (violent reaction, anyone?) bachelor girls from United Kingdom (atm).

They were inseparable too, as they share one roof.

They confide in each other, absofuckinlutely not about SEX life,

but their confusing Love Relationship, work, and other people's lives.

Vanessa Hermano, a woman who love butterflies and hate perfumes. Has 4S - as in super sensitive sense of smell to perfume. A Bible reader at night. She sometimes has an old-fashioned moral standards about life, but once pissed-off, may become bitchy too. Careful!

She's often serious and quiet. Has a very strong personality and definitely a friend in hand.

She was rejected by an X-man to Cheryl Cole's Fight for this Love relationship.

One door was closed for her, but several windows opened.

Fishes in the sea were ready for her bait.

Jao Anajao, is partly korean look-alike. A bookworm buddy... (Thanks to Amazon!)

Excessively communicative. Thank God she's not physically abusive! She usually starts and ends a conversation.

Petrified by skin condition problems (warts and the likes..), and would foot the bill on lotions, salicylic acid, etc.

Found true love in the name of CLINIQUE HAPPY and JEPOY. A relationship who's till DOOMSDAY do us part.

The only one, I guess who's in a relationship.

Cheradee Dimacale, an NBSB - No Boyfriend Since Birth gal. Babyish and bitchy to guys.

Very perturbed to enter the kingdom of Love Relationship as she had enough of her friends

HURTFUL EXPERIENCES in Love.

Stuttered and tongue-tied in words with L, R, F.

Hopeless to find a natural solution to work for her arms and once mentioned would go through a LIPO when everything else fails.

Thinks she's not SHOPAHOLIC.

A true friend, a good sister and a child who's mother will be proud of.

Janice de Guzman, is a writer and an artist on her own rights.

Her life was complicated with likes and dislikes.

Loves anything that comes in the shade of pink; proud HK fan.

Loves perfume and would go through her way to try and spray on her favorite scent in perfume stalls -

a move that V would hate and Jao would like.

People thinks she's cheeky but humorous. Believes that Karma is a Bitch.

Assumed and acknowledge that rheumatism is not experienced only by wranglers =/

Her love life is full of twists and turns and currently single and in the process of reviving a relationship in coma.

Loves Empire state of mind song, Empire state building

and sees herself living in New York where dreams are made of =)

They live in a dead-ended near park side of Manor Road in Birmingham.

Surrounded by bushes, trees and heck of a...better to keep it dark.

Likes and Loves Fashion but couldn't afford to follow the fad.

Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha seems to possess everything materially

and we don't have even 1/4 of what they've got.

We simply live and survive leading to less complicated life.

But one thing I'm sure of...

We both get hold of TRUE FRIENDS by our side...

We, Now I.

Well, I just feel good. I really feel good. Right now, I feel good knowing you care about me. I feel good knowing you see me now for who I am when I'm not with you.

When we're together, half side of the universe were jealous. Us against the universe. Each time I'm out without you, people asked why I came alone, as if your picture was stuck in my face. We are sometimes to good to be true.

I was laughing whenever you sing out of tune, pretending to like it. It was sweet. I love how you smile at me when I said something silly. Our relationship was nearly perfect. This is a happy one, or at least it is to me.

I made mistakes all the time, inevitable. And I wasn't sure if leaving you behind was a mistake. Leaving you felt normal-hurtful- so horrid the next. Did I put everything at risk when I left? Well, honesty is never questioned in our relationship or was I deeply blind not to see the truth. There's a lot of anticipation going on and I thought that we'd grow up eventually on our own. You, there and Me, here. I was hoping that everything will still be the same. I've been one to fantasize about the future after 3 years...I want to be anywhere my love is. I have always thought of you. Day and night. I became more open to possibilities when my feet landed here. But those possibilities were pretty much positive. My seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights away from you were my up's, down's and in-betweens. Your love was incredible. I remembered how I always fought for you because even if it doesn't work you're just simply worth it.

Someone once said: "I will accept you for who you are and not for who I want you to be."

May be at some point I failed to do that, but more often than not, I knew I accepted you in my life wholeheartedly.

25th of May, 2010. Are my actions read back to me? As far as I know, And that is, for me the most frightening at all. It felt gigantic, relatively trivial yet important as I learned from it. Now I can see how you're trying to work on the baggage you carry around. I can't totally say that we're so over, as it still bugs me. I knew it was the right thing for us to have this space. I felt better now though the bad feeling kept on sneaking in once in awhile.

Well, I just want to emphasize here that, I am not just an ordinary girl, I am important. I know I am.

I feel that I need to tell this to you. Actually not just you- but to everyone:

No muss, no fuss.

- J

Genuine Students

YAY!

First day in school, it's as if we're back to Grade school days. It's pretty much the same, we met new friends (not in its truest essence) but new acquaintances instead...

In all fairness, we felt blessed that we thought our assessor's nice...

We took the 1+1 test which I always find very loathing. And the subject I enamored more than enough, grammar and spelling.

Kamusta naman yun lunch namin ni V sa Pizza Ex? I was craving for spaghetti bolognese, but it was out of hand, so I ended up ordering Lasagna, V ordered the same and a take in pizza with different toppings--Yummy!

Dahil sosyal kami ni V, super dedma sa amount--voila, waiter came and handed us the bill, it was £30! Putek! Lunch lang yun, tapos 2 lang kami?

And we didn't regret it--sige na nga! medyo! lol.

That's Jao and Che, we made a meet in town, and wandered around until we felt starved--

ended up in Nandos.

Evidence of a ravenous appetite! ssshhh! let's keep it a secret.

oh my! here we are again, with guilt feeling after binging out.

We didn't finished it though, stomach has been filled up with enough fuel.

hi hi.

We had countless pictures taken with this bull, but of course for the sake of friendship, we never say NO!

Came to a halt of another shot-- say KESO!

God bless and wishing you LUCK!

i'm just wishing good luck to our friends tomorrow...
i'm keeping my fingers crossed-- you'll pass it!!!

see you latah!

THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. ---yeah, and better to give a heads up coz you'll never know, she may not even be at home..

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and will be mad.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. ---hahaha most especially BIG BROTHERS!! and the friends of the brother/s! so make sure that befire making ligaw, you must have pure intentions! coz you might get your ass kicked if you break her heart :p

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. -- girls, if someone tells you you're beautiful, dont naman say "hindi ah"..just say thanks... come on, its a compliment... :) ayaw mo nun, maganda ka daw?? :p

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. --it would mean you're proud of her... and your relationship with her. pero not naman todo kiss as in torrid or something. a simple peck or a kiss on the cheek would suffice.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. --HELL YEAH!!!!

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. --uhmmm... yeah BUT this just means the simple akbays or holding of the hand.. but (Again), if u take her hand and she slowly removes her hands away, then dont force it.. it will come. it means she's not comfy yet

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. --- they'll find out that you're lying anyway

9. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did. --- dont kiss and tell. its so tacky.

10. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... --- some girls have greener minds than guys.

11. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. --ouch. i dont naman eat like a whale. hahahahha. but yeah, not all girls only have salads. alot of us actually eat. and some even eat red meat (esp steaks) like you guys.

12. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.. --esp if she's making money as well..altho, its better if she offers first. or if you've agreed to it na.

13. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship. -- well, honestly, i dont think its these 3 necessarily. it could be a cute pillow, a nice necklace or whatever.. but yeah, a pretty ring is always nice. helo it wont mean naman that youre engaged right away noh. sometimes its nice to wear some sort of ring given by a loved one

14. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. --need i say anything more?

15. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him. --yes please.

16. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.(MEN, JUST DO THIS IF YOU LOVE YOUR WOMAN OKAY, YOU KNOW THEY'RE SENSITIVE) --us girls tend to be a bit insecure and jealous when you're with other girls..even if we know theyre just your friends..

17. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. -- guys should never hit girls. ever.

18. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. --i admire guys who would watch chick flicks jsut to please their girl. hey, if we can watch your action packed movies, im sure u can watch our chickflicks too! its all about being together and spending time with each other naman eh...

19. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. -- friends and family will always be over protective of their "princess". if they think you're no good....... then goodbye!

20. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. ---ew.

21. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding. --- pms is the worst. you have to be suuuppppeeerrrrr patient. girls tend to be emotional, or super sungit. depends actually. and we always feel fat and ugly.

22. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked. --know when to take hints :)

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. --and anniversaries.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. --once you lose our trust.... its hard VERY HARD to regain that.

31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. --its funny how most of the time, the "di-makabasag-pinggan" demure girls are the wild ones and the ones whom you thought were so liberated and what not are the real conservative ones.

so there.

xx